walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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