I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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