I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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