Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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