You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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