Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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