We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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