I met the friendliest cop last night
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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