Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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