my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
