i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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