That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
