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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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