apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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