whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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