bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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