dude i'm inner monologue high
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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