Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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