Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
