if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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