when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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