well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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