I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm having to shit out rocks
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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