Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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