I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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