is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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