But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
