Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You did what with his pubic hair?
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