idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
