i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So much rum. So many feels.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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