Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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