remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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