How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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