Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize