cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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