dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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