Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
