I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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