Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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