Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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