It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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