so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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