its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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