After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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