its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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