so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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