my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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