It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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