gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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