He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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