Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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