Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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